Fuzzy Clock

function fuzz(d){ d=(d)?d:new Date(); 
var t = [, "it's", "right after", "about", "o'clock", "quarter", "to", "past", "half", "sharp", "a"],
h=["twelve", "one", "two", "three", "four", "five", "six", "seven", "eight", "nine", "ten", "eleven"],
m=[0,d.getMinutes(),d.getHours()],s=[]; m[0]=m[1]%7.5; s[0]=t[1];
s.push( (m[0]==0)? t[0]:(m[0]==parseInt(m[0]))?t[2]:t[3]);
s.push( (m[1]>53)? [h[(m[2]+1)%12],  t[4]           ] :
        (m[1]>37)? [t[10],t[5],t[6], h[(m[2]+1)%12] ] :
        (m[1]>23)? [t[8],            h[m[2]%12]     ] :
        (m[1]>7 )? [t[10],t[5],t[7], h[m[2]%12]     ] :
        (m[1]>0 )? [h[m[2]%12],      t[4]           ] :
		   [h[m[2]%12],t[4], t[9]           ]);
return s.toString().replace(/,/gi," "); }